I’m not the only one who’s Superficial.

All right, I admit it. After I check The New York Times every morning, I check TheSuperficial.com. Ok, sometimes, I even check the Superficial first.  But only if I am having a really rough day and I need a good chuckle. 

I’m embarrassed by my admission for a couple reasons. For starters, the Superficial is an online celebrity gossip site. The site’s full title is The Superficial: Because You’re Ugly. Like its rival celebrity gossip site Perez Hilton, the Superficial’s writer, also a witty young male, incessantly mocks celebrities. But the superficial blogger goes above and beyond Perez. He is both lude and crude. And, he’s certainly more clever. The Superficial guarantees daily laughs at the expense of promiscuous young princesses (think Lindsay, Paris, Britney and Nicole).

The site is set up like a blog, with short daily stories accompanied by numerous celebrity photos. If you want a play-by-play of who the paparazzi stalked that day, this is your site.

But the greatest thing about the Superficial is the titles, which bring laughs before you even read the posts. The titles alternate between two types. The first style, in true journalistic fashion, is simple, honest and direct, such as “Eva Longoria wears a bikini.” The second are clever and satirical, such as “Paris Hilton is beacon of repentance.” The accompanying story features Paris Hilton dancing at a nightclub. Earlier that day, she announced she would make a humanitarian trip to Rwanda.